( it is a little known fact that in addition to weighing a lot, danes do not need to breathe more than once an hour. much like whales. these are natural defenses they have evolved over centuries of suffocation by their norwegian besties.
no just kidding he falls out of bed with a THUMP and sits up )
( too bad, he's already crawling back onto the bed, flopping over any limbs in the way no matter how bony they are. )
I didn't break in, I used the key. ( either one norway hid somewhere just in case, one denmark borrowed from that traitor iceland, or one norway for some ungodly reason gave to denmark once while drunk.
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no just kidding he falls out of bed with a THUMP and sits up )
Nor! I had a dream I was falling off a cliff!
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Must be a prophecy.
Do that instead'a breakin' into my house next time.
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I didn't break in, I used the key. ( either one norway hid somewhere just in case, one denmark borrowed from that traitor iceland, or one norway for some ungodly reason gave to denmark once while drunk.
also he tries to snuggle up hello nor )