ølelølleløy

[ran]

【the ❝NORWEGIAN❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to celebrate perfect countries.

♛ refer to the list for Norways ♛ put whichever one you want in the subject line, including time period, or AU ♛ I will do any time from 793-2012! ♛ AUs (eg high school/human/history change/whatever else) are beautiful too ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/selfcest whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or choose/roll from here ♛ OR I CAN CHOOSE IF YOU REALLY SUCK meme code.

Comments

[kongeriget]

What about moose made from LEGO? Denmark is undeterred, trying to grab hold of Norway's hand instead as they head to the beautiful entrance of the most beautiful place in the world. "Just wait 'til ya see, you won't ever wanna leave!"

[criticizes]

Denmark may hold onto Norway's hand as long as he can take Norway slowly twisting and crushing his fingers. He says nothing to Denmark's claim because that almost ensures it will be a terrible experience, but he does keep an eye on everything they walk past.

"These colors don't work together at all," his face and tone returning to the usual impassive critic. "Reminds me'a Sweden's flag."

[kongeriget]

He will never let go in that case, because pain is just how Norway shows his love. But he winces slightly at the comment, which was below the belt. "Naw, it ain't near as ugly as that! It's childlike and whimsical!"

[criticizes]

"Have ya forgotten how old ya are?" Because he doesn't see the point in going to a children's theme park. But then he squints off into the distance, spotting Miniland, because those are tiny houses and he can tell there's some body of water there.

So he pulls Denmark's hand along as he finally walks with purpose toward it.

[kongeriget]

"I'm not old at all," Denmark says cheerfully, happily following Norway's lead. "That's Miniland! Ya'll love it, it's really great!"