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【the ❝NORWEGIAN❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to celebrate perfect countries.

♛ refer to the list for Norways ♛ put whichever one you want in the subject line, including time period, or AU ♛ I will do any time from 793-2012! ♛ AUs (eg high school/human/history change/whatever else) are beautiful too ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/selfcest whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or choose/roll from here ♛ OR I CAN CHOOSE IF YOU REALLY SUCK meme code.

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Love at First Sight!

[mermark]

[He'll be here stalking watching Norway with interest. He's trying to be stealthy about it.

Which means that it's completely obvious that he's there and he's probably splashing a bit to boot.]

[criticizes]

[ Norway has managed to ignore him in favor of watching the sea for some time, until that splashing gets louder and too annoying to handle. ]

Ya want somethin'? [ He doesn't even bother looking at him. ]

[mermark]

[Oh nooo spotted. He'll just be behind this . . . rock, here. Splashing still.]

[criticizes]

[ Geez now he has to make an effort

he stands up and leans on the rock, staring down at him. ]

You're one'a the merfolk from around here, huh. Ya shouldn't stray this far.

[mermark]

[Looking up! When the other starts talking, he'll give a blinding smile, looking pretty pleased.]

There's lots to see up this way, though!

[Pulling himself up on the rock a bit.]

What's your name?

[criticizes]

[ Norway doesn't move back, instead keeping his position to examine the creature's face. ]

Norway. [ And then continuing on with his point: ] It'd be dangerous if someone saw ya.

I sadly lack mermark icons. . .

[mermark]

I can hide well enough in the water.

'sides, I'm glad to see them back.

[Pulling himself up a bit more.]

[kongeriget]

[criticizes]

Norway had been lured to Denmark's house with the promise of drinking. Having already had a good amount Norwegian mead in his system, he figured he could sacrifice himself to Danish beer if only to get a decent celebration with Denmark on his birthday.

This was instantly regretted, however, as they stopped in front of a colorful disaster.

"What's this?" Which manages to sound more like "why are we stopping here".

[kongeriget]

Denmark is always happy, this goes without saying, but every now and then he reaches the next level, the level of happiness where everything is perfect in the world and he and his best friend are having fun and there are LEGO and he's more or less actually sparkling little sparkles of joy. He naturally understands that Norway can't comprehend this amazing birthday surprise; it is a lot to take in. "LEGOland!" He exclaims, some stray sparkles possibly hitting Norway in the face. "We've got it all to ourselves all day!"

[criticizes]

Any sparkles that may come near Norway's face mysteriously burn out, his blank expression getting a little more exasperated as is normal around Denmark. He stays in place, and doesn't even spare another glance at LEGOland.

"No one asked fer this," but there's a pause and his eyes shift toward the entrance. "They got beer?"

[kongeriget]

"That's what makes it such a great surprise!" Denmark says, friendly hand clapping Norway's shoulder. "Of course there's beer." Stupid question, Norway: this is Denmark.

[criticizes]

He swats Denmark's hand off automatically, eyeing the LEGOland sign almost in challenge. And then he calmly walks forward with only, "I'm choosin' what we do after," in parting. It will probably involve moose.

[kongeriget]

What about moose made from LEGO? Denmark is undeterred, trying to grab hold of Norway's hand instead as they head to the beautiful entrance of the most beautiful place in the world. "Just wait 'til ya see, you won't ever wanna leave!"

[criticizes]

Denmark may hold onto Norway's hand as long as he can take Norway slowly twisting and crushing his fingers. He says nothing to Denmark's claim because that almost ensures it will be a terrible experience, but he does keep an eye on everything they walk past.

"These colors don't work together at all," his face and tone returning to the usual impassive critic. "Reminds me'a Sweden's flag."

[kongeriget]

He will never let go in that case, because pain is just how Norway shows his love. But he winces slightly at the comment, which was below the belt. "Naw, it ain't near as ugly as that! It's childlike and whimsical!"

[criticizes]

"Have ya forgotten how old ya are?" Because he doesn't see the point in going to a children's theme park. But then he squints off into the distance, spotting Miniland, because those are tiny houses and he can tell there's some body of water there.

So he pulls Denmark's hand along as he finally walks with purpose toward it.

[kongeriget]

"I'm not old at all," Denmark says cheerfully, happily following Norway's lead. "That's Miniland! Ya'll love it, it's really great!"

femway.... love at first sight...... also im screaming?????

[bugspray]

[ an accurate display of me irl rn

]

yes perfect babies ////

[mountainous]

[ They lock eyes from across the room maybe not that path exactly but she walks up to him

instead of talking she just starts

staring him down ]

[danmarkat]

[Chewin' on a hat yep.]

[mjaue]

[ Trying to headbutt him off!! That is his master's hat and he will not stand for this. ]

[danmarkat]

[Just going to kind of roll over and look up at the other cat. Still on the hat, of course.]

[mjaue]

[ He makes a low growling noise and his tails flicks in irritation, as if to warn that the claws will be coming out soon. ]

[danmarkat]

[Fight him!

. . . no really, please fight him, he's really bored today! His paws and maybe even his claws could be digging into the hat now.]

[mjaue]

[ When his warning isn't heeded, he figures this must be wanted and of course he just can't give him that type of satisfaction. So instead he brings a paw down on Denmark-cat's head, a fairly tame swat to let him know he's not playing games!! ]

[danmarkat]

[He'll bow his head a bit as he's swatted, but he's not down for long, tail flicking in return. Yesss that means it's time to play. Naturally. So after a moment of carefully adjusting his paws under him, Denmarkat will spring at Norcat in a pounce. Tackle playtime is now!]

[mjaue]

[ He's caught off-guard and hisses in irritation as he attempts to push Denmarkat off with his hind legs in order to pin him down. ]

[danmarkat]

[He doesn't put up as much of a fuss as he could. Any wrestling with Norcat was fun wrestling, and he'll practically purr as the other pins him down.]

I DEMAND NORSERY

[sagas]

[Iceland has managed to get lost again. Man he just has way too many forests that he's obviously going to have forever and ever and he just keeps getting lost in them. So he is just going to cry because that seems like a good idea.]

[norsery]

[ Luckily for Iceland, Norway had come to visit him and grew increasingly worried when he was not in the usual spots. He sent his troll out to help him search, so Iceland may feel a large force of wind move over him as the troll goes to alert Norway of Iceland's whereabouts. Don't get knocked over!! ]

[sagas]

[Falling over.


And then hiding behind a tree because who knows what that could be?]

[norsery]

[ Norway manages to arrive in the spot his troll told him about fairly quickly, but he sees nothing. Preferring to keep quiet lest he bother any elves, he wanders around the spot before finding tiny footprints.

There is something coming your way Iceland. ]

[sagas]

[Iceland freezes when he hears someone. If it's something dangerous it would be better if he just let it go by, but if it's something dangerous coming right at him and it sees him then he'll really be in trouble.

He ends up hopping back and forth in one spot.]

[norsery]

[ The footprints lead him to his little brother who seems to be convulsing strangely. He watches for a moment before stepping forward. ]

Dancin'?

[sagas]

[Iceland looks up]

Big Brother!

[And launches himself at Norway who has obviously saved him from possible monsters.]

[norsery]

[ Norway holds him back tightly, because this is normal for Iceland and Norway is quite pleased by his little brother adoring him. But there are serious matters at hand!! ]

What're ya doin' out here?

[sagas]

Got lost.

[...But that sounds bad, so he will amend his statement.]

Just a little bit.

[norsery]

I told ya not to wander off. [ Stern big brother frown!! ]

[sagas]

[Looking up with big eyes.]

I didn't mean to.