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【the ❝NORWEGIAN❞ meme】
a roleplay meme to celebrate perfect countries.

♛ refer to the list for Norways ♛ put whichever one you want in the subject line, including time period, or AU ♛ I will do any time from 793-2012! ♛ AUs (eg high school/human/history change/whatever else) are beautiful too ♛ can be informal/formal/comment spam/crosscanon/explicit/selfcest whatever tickles your fancy! ♛ feel free to make up a scenario at the start, or choose/roll from here ♛ OR I CAN CHOOSE IF YOU REALLY SUCK meme code.

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[kongeriget]

[criticizes]

Norway had been lured to Denmark's house with the promise of drinking. Having already had a good amount Norwegian mead in his system, he figured he could sacrifice himself to Danish beer if only to get a decent celebration with Denmark on his birthday.

This was instantly regretted, however, as they stopped in front of a colorful disaster.

"What's this?" Which manages to sound more like "why are we stopping here".

[kongeriget]

Denmark is always happy, this goes without saying, but every now and then he reaches the next level, the level of happiness where everything is perfect in the world and he and his best friend are having fun and there are LEGO and he's more or less actually sparkling little sparkles of joy. He naturally understands that Norway can't comprehend this amazing birthday surprise; it is a lot to take in. "LEGOland!" He exclaims, some stray sparkles possibly hitting Norway in the face. "We've got it all to ourselves all day!"

[criticizes]

Any sparkles that may come near Norway's face mysteriously burn out, his blank expression getting a little more exasperated as is normal around Denmark. He stays in place, and doesn't even spare another glance at LEGOland.

"No one asked fer this," but there's a pause and his eyes shift toward the entrance. "They got beer?"

[kongeriget]

"That's what makes it such a great surprise!" Denmark says, friendly hand clapping Norway's shoulder. "Of course there's beer." Stupid question, Norway: this is Denmark.

[criticizes]

He swats Denmark's hand off automatically, eyeing the LEGOland sign almost in challenge. And then he calmly walks forward with only, "I'm choosin' what we do after," in parting. It will probably involve moose.

[kongeriget]

What about moose made from LEGO? Denmark is undeterred, trying to grab hold of Norway's hand instead as they head to the beautiful entrance of the most beautiful place in the world. "Just wait 'til ya see, you won't ever wanna leave!"

[criticizes]

Denmark may hold onto Norway's hand as long as he can take Norway slowly twisting and crushing his fingers. He says nothing to Denmark's claim because that almost ensures it will be a terrible experience, but he does keep an eye on everything they walk past.

"These colors don't work together at all," his face and tone returning to the usual impassive critic. "Reminds me'a Sweden's flag."

[kongeriget]

He will never let go in that case, because pain is just how Norway shows his love. But he winces slightly at the comment, which was below the belt. "Naw, it ain't near as ugly as that! It's childlike and whimsical!"

[criticizes]

"Have ya forgotten how old ya are?" Because he doesn't see the point in going to a children's theme park. But then he squints off into the distance, spotting Miniland, because those are tiny houses and he can tell there's some body of water there.

So he pulls Denmark's hand along as he finally walks with purpose toward it.

[kongeriget]

"I'm not old at all," Denmark says cheerfully, happily following Norway's lead. "That's Miniland! Ya'll love it, it's really great!"